Laughter jokes
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.