Laughter jokes

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.

What goes hahaha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

Teacher: What month is it?

Quiet kid: AUG-ust.

Classroom: Visible concern.

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

*funny joke about dicks*

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?

Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.

Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.

5 minutes later

Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?

Teacher, the one sucking it?

Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.