"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say 'Knock knock,' we’d say 'Who’s there?.' Then she’d say 'I can’t remember'... and start to cry."
orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
There's 3 things I hate. 1. Jokes 2. Lists 3. Irony
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
My friend said onions only cry so that’s why I threw a coconut at him
Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
why are emo jokes so infamous? because they cut deep
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
