Laughter jokes
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.