Laughter jokes
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Puns, that's how I roll.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Here's a joke: Your life.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Your face.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!