Laughter jokes
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
Puns, that's how I roll.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Here's a joke: Your life.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Your face.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.