Laughter jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Here's a joke: Your life.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Your face.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"