What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
Want to hear a joke?
Your face
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!