Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said i love you
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
