A king ordered to executed a gay man. The gay man came and he said "please don't behead me have pitty". King replied " I will have pitty because I will implale you lets you enjoy your last moments".
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line
Ferb:I’m boutta blow this $&#t
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
what did your mom say last night go harder
Did you hear that oxygen and magneseum hooked up last night? OMg!
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born
Whats the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person, the handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
last night i slipped on a banana. my friend said it was appealing
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama
The last names after marriage
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!
My mom loves balls. But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years
i got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit that needle hurt.
your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror 🪞?
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
