Last Jokes

i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed that i only had a crock pot😅

i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

I ate taco bell last night i pooped out your hairline

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby

there was a man he took a right he took another right he took a last right why did he stop

What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?

One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.

I don’t know why people don’t say Cobain because I’m pretty sure Kirk Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did

my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can't remember either.

What was Stephen Hawking last message before he died: server shutting down

what was the last thing that went through PH's head? water and smoke

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Last night I had sex and she said stop talking about shit omg and I made her scream so loud she said her balls Hurt...

If at first you cant succed then wait to be the last!!

ok im on my last nerves when people say water shark guy and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME. This is my name- watersharky

There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???