Last jokes

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

Why don't we have female magicians?

'Cause the last ones got hanged.

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.