my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice
what was my great grandpas last words
SHIT MG42!!!
So last week I gave my Blind friend a cheese grater. The next 2 weeks he told me that was the most violet book he has ever read
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class.
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year couldn't you"
Nothing lasts long these days! As Confucius says - Hare today, gone tomorrow!
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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Stephen hawking went on a date last night She left after 15 minutes complaining she didn't like his tone
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
Mia’s mother has 5 kids Lilly abby Alexa mila and.... Q: who is last A: Mia Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady you don’t need to yodel about it
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1
Who's never the last man standing---Steven hawking
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers ... ...
Their knees *Ba dum tss*
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]
Officer : Hi, how high are you?
Pothead : No officer, it's how are you
Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night
Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir
Officer : omg thx man appreciate that
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
