Last jokes
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜