Last jokes
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."