Wakende forever didn’t last forever
My indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, i said ive smelt your fucking armpits youve got no chance
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
Joe mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and it’s still printing
I fiddled ur mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast
just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
What is a queef? Something ur mum did in bed last night 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
Its Weird How Stephen Hawking's Last Name Sounds Like Walking and Talking but he Could Not do Neither of Those!
Jesus and his friend went fishing they both cast the line out and both of them get a bite but Jesus's friend misses and says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's a bad sentence to say if you say it 3 time something bad will happen to you" they cast it out again and both get a bite and Jesus's friend misses again and says "damn I missed" jesus replied "if you say that one more time something bad will happen" they cast out again and Jesus's friends line snaps and he says "damn I missed" jesus said "that's the last time something bad will happen" the biggest thunder storm ever seen appeared and a lightning bolt struck jesus and a voice came from the clouds "damn I missed"
The last number of your like is the amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface 2: frogus 3: amogus in 2013 4: chogus 5: classic amogus 6: wait this isnt amogus 7: amogus drip 8: amog sus 9: amog stuff
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
1. Are you talking to me becasue i think you talked to my back side. 2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth. 3. My foot last longer than your life.
Why do your orphans don’t drink beer. Because last time they did he went to suck some dudes toes then he try to take him to his parents but I guess that never happened
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard so my mom wanted to see so I wiped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dads
