Language jokes
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Memes
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.