Language jokes
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Memes
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
Denise.
What more is there to say?
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"