Language jokes
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
Memes
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
A B C D E F GUN.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".