Language jokes

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.

But there is no F.

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

Those are all the same.

(All the jokes above.)

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

What do you call a rich Chinese child?

"Ching Ching..."

Bruh, don't be punny.

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.