Language jokes

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."

(I am a penis!) HA HA!

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.

But there is no F.

Orphans

The “F” in orphan stands for family.

What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?

A white elephant.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"

What do you say when a person trips?

You say, "Why you trippin'?"

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

How do you say "nose" in Spanish?

hmm.... No sé.

Those are all the same.

(All the jokes above.)

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.