Language jokes
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
A B C D E F GUN.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.