Language jokes
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"