Language jokes
Denise.
What more is there to say?
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Memes
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
A B C D E F GUN.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.