How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Language Jokes
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Bruh, don't be punny.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
