Language jokes
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."