If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
