Language jokes
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Denise.
What more is there to say?
Bruh, don't be punny.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
A B C D E F GUN.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.