Language jokes

It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.

Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."

(I am a penis!) HA HA!

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

What do you call Kevin with no beef?

Chicky.

"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.

A B C D E F GUN.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelevant.

Say: "eye"

Spell: map

Then say: "enis."

Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

Orphans

The “F” in orphan stands for family.