Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
My name is Gunter.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion no one in Africa actually speaks African.
What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Sayo-nara.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
I am on the german website
what did the japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody? that is very wong.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
You just made a Mist-ake.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
