Language jokes
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Hola.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
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Memes
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
kanker
weixian
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.