Language jokes
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Caca.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
"So what, ah, my G?"
Memes
Oral
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Gwen can talk, please?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Nerverack.
Baka!
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Herrit?
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!