What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
"So what, ah, my G?"
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Soy un chacho.
Let's taco about something.
Ass.
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Herrit?
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
