Language jokes
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What is Jay?
Phat.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Hola.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."