Language jokes
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
What starts with M, ends with arriage, and is every guy's favorite thing? Miscarriage.
That one never gets old, just like the baby.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What is Jay?
Phat.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Hola.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
kanker
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
bröd
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.