Language jokes
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
What is Jay?
Phat.
Hola.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
So true
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Caca.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.