Language jokes

A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"

The son: "I don't know, can I?"

The mom: "May you?"

The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"

My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.

What is Jay?

Phat.

Hola.

People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

I love the word legs.

Wanna help me spread the word?

Assalam alaikum, bitches.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

Soy un chacho.

Let's taco about something.

*insert pun here*

Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!