Chi

Chi jokes

Parody

  • Students across America have been spotted playing a parody of the horror game Five Nights at Freddy’s called “7 Hours at Chi Phi”.

    Virgin

  • What're the only things that never come out of a Chi Phi frat house?

    A virgin and unsnorted ketamine.

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  • Restaurant

  • A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

    The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

    The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

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  • Animal

  • 3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

    Answer: Chi-ca-go

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  • Restaurant

  • A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.

    The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."

    So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"

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