Chi jokes

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.

The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"

The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"

Chi

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.