Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Language Jokes
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
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If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
"Baaad boy."
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
