Language jokes
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Glip gloop glap.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
We don't read backwards.
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.