Language jokes

I love the letters of the alphabet.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

First human comes.

Sans: That was pun intended.

We don't read backwards.

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.

Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)

Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).

Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...

Spell "I cup..." "I see you pee!"

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".

What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.

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If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”

The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”

What color is a burp?

Burple!

What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!

Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."

Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.