Language jokes
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What time is your name from? Any time.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Glip gloop glap.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."