Language jokes
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What time is your name from? Any time.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Glip gloop glap.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.