Language jokes
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What is your name?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What time is your name from? Any time.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.