Language jokes

A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition or addictionary.

I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.

Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."

Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Natyourcheese.

Natyourcheese who?

Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

A pun enters the room and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?

"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"

You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!

What's the difference between a bird and jam?

You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.

Suc my dic

Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."

So I said, "But which one?"

I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.