Language jokes
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What has a dog?
People.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What has it?