Language jokes
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What has a dog?
People.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What has it?
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What is your name?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.