Language jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What has it?
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What is your name?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛