New Language Jokes - Page 24 - Worst Jokes Ever

My name is Gunter.

What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.

Doctor: I see your point!

I make science puns, but only periodically.

What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?

Core-an (Korean)

My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"

I said, "Are you going to punish me?"

I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.

They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."

Someone at school judged my grammar.

I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!

In Portuguese, "Trumpa" means bullshit.

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"