Language jokes

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

Eh.

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

Want to hear a joke about prostitution?

Never mind, it's whoreable :)

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.

Spell "I cup."

I see you pee.

Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.

Ukraine.

An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"

The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."

Why did the Italian cross the road?

C'era un uliveto.

The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

You call it turds.

I call it the forbidden chocolate.