An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
