Language jokes
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Nerverack.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
BofA deez nuts!
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
You.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at funerals.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*