Language jokes
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Stop it why offends... asf.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Hola Jackie :^
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Eh.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.