Language jokes
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
A B C D E F GUN.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Caca.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Innit.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Pulp is a palindrome.
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How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Stop it why offends... asf.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"