1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Two (DYM 112)
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
do u no 6+3 other person nine nein is no in german
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Person: Why? You: No.
Sure?
Oral
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
