Language jokes
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
A B C deez nuts!
Look at my name and you'll see.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
F*ck in' the poo.
Shitty bichi cup.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?