Language jokes
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
A B C deez nuts!
Look at my name and you'll see.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
F*ck in' the poo.
Shitty bichi cup.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."