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Language jokes

Justin: Hey.

Josh: Hey man.

Justin: Why only "man"?

Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.

Justin: I don't mind.

Josh: Okay, S L A V E.

Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!

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  • "I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"

    Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

    They replied, "I don’t know."

    I said, "Fsh."

    Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

    What did the American say to the Russian?

    "Why are you always Russian?"

    What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

    The letter M.

    A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.

    This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"

    "Of course," she says.

    The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"

    The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"