Language jokes
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What is Jay?
Phat.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
"Tayam, I am."
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
I put the D in Children.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.