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What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket. I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
What did Jay z say when he got pulled over? I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
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What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?
Jay-Z and B
What is jay
Phat
