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Toucan Play

S
Sophia
8 years ago ·
  • My friend was annoying me with bird puns. I realized toucan play at this game.

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    • Friend
    • Bird
    • Animal
    • Game
    • Annoying
    • Language

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so get this, the joke is all about "toucan" sounding like "two can." Your friend was throwin' bird puns at ya, and you hit 'em back with a bird pun of your own, implying that two can play the pun game. You see, it's funny because you're both birds of a feather, flocking together in the realm of corny jokes, just like you and reading comprehension.

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