Language jokes
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.
About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."
I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."
Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.