What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
1 + 1 = window.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Sayo-nara.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
