Ladder jokes
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Just me...
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
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Well, let me have a rule and a saw and a board and I'll cut it I'll climb up a ladder with a hammer and a nail and I'll nail it Well, we worked so hard to build a little house together In the snow or the rain or the ice-cold wind, whenever No matter What the weather We're together Let me have a rule and a saw and a board and I'll cut it Climb up a ladder with a hammer and a nail and I'll nail it Well, we worked so hard to build a little house together In the snow, in the rain or the ice-cold wind, whenever No matter Any weather We're together