Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude I just fell off a 50 foot ladder!" Friend: "Bro, you ok?!" Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: "You told me to aim up high".
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Why does trump build a wall? There’s a such thing as a ladder.
Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
I still remember my dads last words you cunt you let the ladder go you cuuunt smack he hit the grond and bled out
