Know jokes
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Memes
Low quality
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.