Know jokes
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Know (DYM 24).
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!