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I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know what home is.

Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

Know (DYM 24).

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."