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Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
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Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"