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An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

Random guy: Hi, how old are you?

Me: 15

The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.

Me: Do you know what else is a number?

The guy: What?

Me: 911

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

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Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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  • Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

    Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, β€œI don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

    Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

    Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.