What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Kind of Jokes
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
