What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
what kind of mountain does everyone like? mountain dew!!! hahah
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died
Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕
My friend's 4 year old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
When the Driver ran out of fuel what kind of gasoline did he use grassoline
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
what kind of work from school can't orphans do? homework!
Q: What kind of building weighs the least? A: A Lighthouse!
What kind of chocolate do racists hate dark chocolate
what kind of panera bread do pencils use panera lead
What kind of nuts come in cans? Creamed a-corn.
What ever it is I kind of like it
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow??
Reality.
What kind of knickers is the best? Windy knickers, because there the best kind
Ya know, genders are kind of like the twin towers. There used to be 2 of them but now it’s a touchy subject
A: guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like? Q: one that has a sense of money
What kind of pillow make Sounds
