What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
What kind of nuts come in cans? Creamed a-corn.
What ever it is I kind of like it
Q: What kind of building weighs the least? A: A Lighthouse!
what kind of work from school can't orphans do? homework!
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
teacher: Ok class good morning we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make. Teacher : ok what sound dose a pig make Class: a cow says mo mo teacher: good Teacher: what dose a sheep make? Class: A sheep say's maa maaa Teacher: Good ! now what dose a pig say little johnny:A pig says put your hands up and get agenst the wall youblack mother fucke*
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow??
Reality.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the twin towers. There used to be 2 of them but now it’s a touchy subject
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
