Kind of jokes
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.