Kind of jokes
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.