Kind of jokes
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂