Kind of jokes
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Do you know this kind of kid
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
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What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!