Kind of jokes
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.