Kind of jokes
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.