Kind of jokes
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.