What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
what kind of shells do tanks use to cheat? a-cheat shells
There's 10 kind of people in the world. -- Those who know binary and those who don't.
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most? A sandyhook
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What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Two large planes!
what kind of chair inhabits your soul?
a hair!
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist? Cauliflower.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon
