
Kind of jokes
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
