What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠
What kind of nut 🥜 hates baseball ⚾️? A nut 🥜 that’s sick 🤕
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What kind of number hates nuts 🥜? 17
Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body 🤡🤡🗡
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least? A: A Lighthouse!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
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My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL
