What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Kind of Jokes
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
