Kind of jokes
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.