What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
