What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What ever it is I kind of like it
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What is the richest kind of air? A millionaire
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You
What kind of a file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedofile
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist? Cauliflower.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most? A sandyhook
