Kind of jokes
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
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My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.