Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
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Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside
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the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself
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I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
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A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
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My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
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