Kill Jokes

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

I wish I could kill my family but you realise your an orphan

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...

Why don’t you pill a banana

It’s to hard to kill your nana

Father : I don't trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter's belly,. Son : But Paah you can't fire me. Father: You're lucky you're my brother too or I'd kill you.

Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same

so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.

What is killing your friend called? a homie-side

What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow

Dead chicken and Dead cow.

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all

Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home

Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...

I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,"I want to be more handsome than the first guy.", God granted his wish. "The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish