Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
:can I borrow a book how to kill myself
:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
Knock, Knock Who's There Covid Covid-Who The thing that killed half a billion people
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I’m a butcher" SHE:“perfect i work with humans i just kill them by cutting them up!” HE:"so its you in the news paper?"SHE:"yes it was,wanna be next?" HE:"no!"