My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window.....Ta kill ha
What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by romans
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
I would tell you a good joke but I can’t so here is a bad one
I would tell you a joke about a teacher but she’d kill you at school
Knock, Knock Who's There Covid Covid-Who The thing that killed half a billion people
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming? Fresh road kill.
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster
I will pay someone to kill me.
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I’m a butcher" SHE:“perfect i work with humans i just kill them by cutting them up!” HE:"so its you in the news paper?"SHE:"yes it was,wanna be next?" HE:"no!"
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
My sister said to kill myself so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die
Unlike the Americans Hitler knew when to kill his self
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop and he died for 30 years until he been sent to Joe for getting runned over and he got killed by something and then he died and then he got it by you poop
i asked my mom if i was adopted she said no why tf would i adopt you and i said im gonna kill my self and she also said make sure you do it right this time
why is mercury so hot? I know because the sun is killing mercury.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
my sister said downlaod amoug us on my ipad so i did then she teached me to play then she told me a code and told me where to put it and i typed in the code then she was the imposter and i was a crewmate so i was sticking with her and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
The other day while I was going down on my grandma , I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her !!!!!
