Kids jokes
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"