Kids jokes

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

How does an emo kid compliment one another?

Like your cuts, G.

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"