Kids jokes

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

How does an emo kid compliment one another?

Like your cuts, G.

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

Kid: I got homework.

Mom: Ok, so?

Kid: I got a F in my balls.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.