There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Kids Jokes
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
