Kids jokes

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

How does an emo kid compliment one another?

Like your cuts, G.

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.