Kids jokes
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.