1 like= 1 kids in the bed with me
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree
To bad he left him hanging
Kids in the backseat make accidents and accidents in the back seat make kids.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
