Kids jokes

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Kid

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Emo kid

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

Accident

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

Memes

Orphanage

I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.

Orphan

New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

Students: "OOF!"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Your parents!"

Emo kid

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Emo kid

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Kid

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

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  • Christmas

    What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.

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  • Suicide

    I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.

    Discount

    What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

    Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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  • Orphan

    One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."

    Dad

    Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.

    Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.

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