Kids jokes
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.