What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree
To bad he left him hanging
Kids in the backseat make accidents and accidents in the back seat make kids.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents."
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What has 50 legs but cant walk?
25 disabled kids
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
