Kids jokes
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Memes
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.