Kids jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Memes
wow mario got done dirty
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol