Kids jokes
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Get off of here, kids!
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."