Kids jokes
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
Kid: "THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING!"
Shooter: "Oops."
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
Get off of here, kids!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"