Kids Jokes

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Antivaxers be like

A doctor is talking to a young child while the child's mother stands beside them. The doctor says "How many years old are you on a scale of 1-8?" and the child replies "It stops at 8?" The doctor says "It does for you."

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.