Kids jokes
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Memes
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"