What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Kids Jokes
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, “You see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.”
“But mom, I’m blind!” says the kid.
“Exactly,” replied the mom.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
