Kids jokes
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Always that kid :
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.