Kids jokes

What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

Can emo kids get a happy birthday?

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

What do you call a squad of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.