Kids jokes
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.