Kids jokes

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

Can emo kids get a happy birthday?

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?

Rapey Santa.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."

Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.