Kids jokes
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.