Kids jokes
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
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Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
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Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)