Kids jokes
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*