Kids jokes
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
I can smell your kids!
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"