Kids jokes

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

What do you call a squad of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their family.

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.

Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.