Kids Jokes

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

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The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows an Uno card with the text "Do your school work OR draw 25." The second panel shows a person holding a handful of cards at a table with a can of soda and another Uno card on it. The text above the person reads, "Some kid in my class."

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.