Kids jokes
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Memes
that one cool kid in your class
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.
All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."