Kids jokes
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
What touches kids and is made out of plastic?
Michael Jackson, hee hee!
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.