Kids jokes
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.
The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.