the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings ? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors
Your mom and dad are never comin back becuase dad is cumin for another kid
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
What famous " book righter for kids'' loved insects?
Beatrix Potter
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
when you ask an orphan to come over Kid: Do you want to come over to my house. Orphan: Yeah sure. Kid: Ok ask your parents oh wait.
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
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The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I have been charged,cause i roasted a Kid at a Barbeque.
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare You know it’s bouta hang over
A bully says "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid. Then the gay kid days 10 X 0 is still 0.
what do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle: motor disease
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
