Kid jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
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Memes
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.