Kid jokes
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Memes
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.