Kid jokes
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
☠️☠️
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂