Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the Priest.
Yo momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
Q:What did the kid on the airplane say A:Those are two nice towers right there
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?They both hang on trees.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds? They asked a bunch of kids with down syndrome to film a documentary.
"so I was at high school one day in the bathrooms and I'm circumcised and the kid next to me wasn't so he showed me his pp and he had a foreskin so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired..."
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?Sum ting wong. 💀💀
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
I went to go hang out with the emo kids but they already did
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
an adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid aportes him hey says the emo kid do you have rope No replies the adopted kid Dang it i hate you says the emo kid "now the adopted one is angry" Well at least im loved says the adopted kid.
if you know a emo kid please stay away the depression is contagions I,m a survivor like if you dislike emos.
I’m telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid, jimmy is fat
So I was raping this girl the other night and she said "Please just think of my kids!" I was like "What a Freak".
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
