The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
When i saw a kid with fall with no legs i said. Just walk it off
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
What’s the difference between a leaf and a emo kid falling out of a tree-the leaf reaches the ground
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Q: How do u make an emo kid happy
A: give them a happy meal
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there
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Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Parents are like food not all kids get them
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
What’s an emo kids favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
