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Kid Jokes
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
