Kid Jokes

when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket

A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

What did the kids say hi to? A slide

The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal

if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse

I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school

Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~

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Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

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I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"